Archive for August, 2007

Saturday August 11, 2007


Why *Not* To Hit a

Woman of Today

A girl friend called me in the middle of the night, on the verge of tears because her boyfriend hit her.
I told her to calm down and i’d drive to wherever she was right then.

Met her in 15 minutes.

She asked me to study her face for bruises cos he hit her there multiple times.

Then she showed me her hand which was also swollen an alarming black and blue.
I was like, “Oh my god. How did he hurt you there?”
“No, this is because i hit him back fucking hard.”

0_o



Supposed to get ready and pick KinkyPug up for the KLue/D’lish thing
But.. i blog first k hee hee hee *snigger*

Look! I met Deep about a year ago!

Ok i’ll do a pointless blog thing to waste more time HAHA

4 Jobs I’ve had in my life
1. Waitress in a French restaurant (unfortunately, not French waitress myself. Ooh. Kinky.)
2. Copywriter
3. Photographer
4. Professional Partygoer

4 Movies I can watch over and over again
1. Empire Records
2. Human Traffic
3. The Rock
4. Stephen Chow movies

4 Places I’ve been on Vacation to (i guess this is where we get to boast issit?)
1. Portugal
2. Belgium
3. Italy
4. LA

4 Of my Favorite Dishes (that’s… almost impossible to narrow down!)
1. Foie gras (so cruel… hence i don’t indulge often)
2. Smoked Norwegian salmon
3. Spare parts
4. Herbal chinese soup (can drink until die)

4 Places I would like to Visit
1. Cambodia - temples!
2. Nepal - mountains and people to take pics of!
3. Alaska - lakes and ice and mmm!
4. Tuscany - fields and forest and nature and… WINE!

4 Most overused Words
1. Tiu
2. What?! (got this from fai)
3. Please i.e. “Please. Don’t be stupid okay.” or “Please. Just shut up and drink.”
4. Hello i.e. “Hello. Are you alive?” or “Hello. Can you use your brain a bit.”

4 TV Shows I love to Watch
1. SATC
2. That 70s Show
3. Oz
4. 24

4 Bloggers I am Tagging
Er. Whoever la.

 

Friday August 10, 2007


Zoo Out

I almost forgot!!!
I wanted to link Zoo Out!!!

Click HERE!


So Many Exciting Things!

Been super busy with normal work, events for work, and other new projects that have popped up!
So exciting!

Not many pictures first but Lap Sap @ Palate Palette was fun fun fun!

The theme on the invite was masks.
So i borrowed AdamPoserPan’s Transformer mask. And he went as Batman.


Ethan as a dog. Kevin thought he was a cow.
Look! My brooch matched the mask, incidentally!


KinkyPugKevin + Yani


Finger-Scratchin’-Good

 
Calvin is a stylist. So this is the most under-dressed i’ve seen him ever.


Stickers galore!

I found stickers all over my car seat the next day. -_-


Booyashaka!


Shah and Mira
Can’t wait to see new mag Envee , product of all your sweat stories.


I didn’t smile ‘cos i got so used not having to while wearing the mask.

Loved wearing a mask. Made me feel i could be as, or more, idiotic then i already am. Some caught me out cos the red hair was a dead giveaway.

I walked around downstairs, going up to strangers and asking them (in the activated Transformer voice) - “What are you doing? How come you don’t have a drink. You come here to talk, or to drink huh? Get one. Now.”

They probably thought i worked there haha.

Okay, back to doing presentation.


Maybe I Should

Stop Doing That…

As in, stop babbling on the phone everytime someone calls me from an office number.
Every once in a while when whoever rings me from an unknown office number, i’d just blabber and it’d be funny.

I did the same thing just now. Saw an unknown number, picked it up (confident it was a friend kacauing me) and went - “Oh my god, what an *insane* day! And you *have* to call me now right? I’ve been bogged down with work and people are calling and smsing nonstop for some of the silliest things! Are you asking me out to drink? Well, i’m SORRY but i’m just too busy right now!”

I waited for a response.

“… Hello? Miss Joyce?…”
“Oh *cough* yes?”

It was the guy from Cycle & Carriage calling to tell me the news bout my car.

*slaps head*

 

Thursday August 9, 2007

Wah Damn Busy

No time to blog except i wanted to say… YAY! People have been sending me drinks on Facebook!

 

Wednesday August 8, 2007

KinkyBlueKarma

I believe in the Rule of Three. That whatever good or bad you give to people in any form (material, social, emotional, physical) will return to you threefold. (Not necessarily in the same form or from the same source.) Maybe the same day, maybe the next, maybe in years to come or maybe in your next life.

“Do you like football?” asked GentingKevin.
“No…”
“Does your dad or brother like football?”
“Nope. Why?”
“Oh, it’s just that i’ve got this autograph of Ian Rush, thought you’d like it.” He casually fished a photograph out of the Genting magazine he was showing me earlier.

I don’t even bloody know who Ian Rush is. Which is absolute blasphemy to a Liverpool fan and i reckon will get me a pretty long lecture regarding him if they knew.

Staring at the autograph, something triggered in my head - There’s someone who’s a crazy Liverpool fan… who ar… OH YAR. Mark -_-

Mark’s so crazy over Liverpool FC, he’s setting up an unofficial fan club in Malaysia (besides probably belonging in all the official ones) 

Mark’s so Liverpool FC-crazy, him and his two friends ignore me at Somo and yak about Liverpool FC memorabilia. 

Mark’s so crazy, he even went there to watch a game and it got written about in the Star.


Took a picture of the article in Somo ages ago. See the blackish part? They accidentally spilled drinks on it.
“Shit! The article’s wet!” *drunk*
“Don’t worrryyyy, i got spare one at home!” *waves hand tipsily*
 

Mark and i during the 70s-themed party at Somo


Nat + AndrewBNBC left BabyCadence at home so they could party. How rare.
(For Nat la, not Andrew. Andrew’s always partying.)

So i asked GentingKevin whether i could have it to give to that crazy Liverpool FC freak fan friend that i (unintentionally) have.
He said sure.

Happily called Mark when i got home to tell him. He was being so maintain on the phone, and smsed later that whatever i do, not to lose the photo :p

Then hours later, YC smss me saying she’s giving me fairy colouring books in felt and translucent paper!!!
WEE!

Told my happy story to someone who said, “I don’t think you can compare Ian Rush’s autograph to fairy colouring books…”

Hmph. Why not.

 

Monday August 6, 2007


I Really Should Delete My Facebook

Omg i’ve been playing facebook for hours when really, i’m supposed to get a TON of stuff done. Even my laundry is hanging out in the garden at night. Don’t they have some superstition about that? Like the spirits will hang on to them or something. Anyway, i think the less adults repeat superstitions to us, the more we forget them. I’m not sure whether that’s a good thing or not… Back to the point. So there i was sitting down, editing pictures for some banners, and i end up editing pictures into a folder to be uploaded into facebook since i’ve never uploaded a folder even. And hey, people are replying in seconds and minutes..! What the hell, is everyone on facebook at this hour? We should kill facebook. Kill kill kill!!!

I’ll give myself 5 more minutes on facebook. Then i’m logging off. Like for real. Really really real. Okay, okay, let’s be realistic here. *thinks* 10 minutes? Okay ten minutes. But what if someone comments on a picture on it! Then i won’t read it! And i’ll KNOW it’s there cos it’ll pop up on my gmail… oh gosh woman. It’s just facebook. Fuck the comment you don’t have to read it. But… GODDAMMIT. This is so hard. Plus i have to sleep soon cos i have to wake up early tomorrow. Ok ten minutes. TEN MINUTES. I SWEAR.

 

Monday August 6, 2007

More KKB Pictures

The humble kitchen


Someone said the black dog looks like a pig.
So kesian, don’t listen to him ‘kay? *pats doggie’s head*


 

Old school! My grandmother used to make mats like that!

Someone took up one of the hammocks pretty quick.

But jumped down when she got thirsty.


 

TV and DVD player. Don’t mess.


Antares put up pictures of particular orang asli on the walls in the hut.
Amidst them all, i noticed…
“Hey Deep… why is there a picture of an old school white dude there?” *points to upper right*
“Haha! Maybe it’s Francis Light.”
“Hahahaha!!!”

      

 


Deep and Antares found a durian at the waterfall.

I was excitedly telling PassedOutBen about something Antares  said, “And Ben, you know what! Guess what! Antares said he can see pixie energy surrounding me!  Isn’t that cool! And he doesn’t even know me very well!”
POB: You know what Joyce, there are places for people like your friend and you. They’re called Tanjung Rambutan.
Me: Oh shush drunkard.