Tiffing With Tan

My brother and i dashed out of the house to fetch PugKevin
Daddy: Where are you going?
Me: I’m bringing your son over to the dark side Partying at the Loft
Daddy: Idiot *pokes me*

I twirled around upon command to show DoorBitchIvan my new stockings i got from Garden in Midvalley
Ivan: You kids nowadays. Wearing all these funny things.

I introduced NickIsTaller to him
Me: Ivan, this is my brother, Nick
Ivan: Hi brother.
Me: -_-

Su Ann is shocked with the utter size of… the drinks.

AdrianMak. Why la so serious.


Stripey happy people…
I think i cannot nickname people by the mags they’re with…
Now that April has left Juice, i can’t very well call her JuiceApril anymore
So salah
Should i steal Kevin’s nickname for her? - AprilPikachu


moi and CherubicCho
Cho bought me a hot dog.

Odin

Zedeck holding up Care condoms
Edwin at Sole What gave some to Cho and me.
And because i have no use of them, i gave some away to Alet and Zedeck.
Don’t meraba without the rubber, dudes.

This is what you call maintaining…

Gary + AdamPoserPan

This is what you call *not* maintaining…

KLue editor John + GarfieldChak

Mei Ling’s birthday coming soon!

Daytime: Businessman, PR manager, senior designer, producer
Come night: Total misdemeanor

“OI! HOLD STILL LA! I WANNA TAKE PICTURE!!!”


Lainie *so* does not know how to take pictures -_-
You have to look at the camera Lainie
*snaps fingers* Here
Oi, hereeee

Ah Xu gave me this long cloth thing (shucks i don’t know what to call it la) at Lap Sap last time
And to tag my brother up for the night, i chucked it over his neck
“It feels weird…”
“It’s supposed to be like that la! Trust me!”

 
ExSmellie (phew)

I went downstairs to recover cos i didn’t eat dinner  >_<
Left my brother alone in the Loft and went back upstairs to find…

Him dancing on the sofa with Kevin

 
VannesaMuk, CherubicCho, NickIsTaller

John!

SueThePixie + Cheryl
We’re going to buy Cheryl a bra for Christmas -_-

 

James + Phoebe + Adam Poser Pan

Marcus is drinking beer. Really.

See.

Not lying.

Lying would be EnvyShah. He came to lie down on us.
I was nicely sitting on the sofa with two other people when Shah came stumbling over, “Sayang… i need to sit down.. so sorry, can i sit down…” and plonked himself on one side (we didn’t mind of course) and put his feet up on me. -_-
So we got up and let him have all the sofa to himself.

The title is because I argued (not seriously la) with KancheongRichard aka Richard Tan last night.
Over a guy.
Who looks like a girl.
Who made out with so many people i’m declaring him Snog Slut of TAG.

I haven’t made out with a guy in public since… F1 week. And that was April.
And that i don’t remember, so it doesn’t count if i don’t remember..? >_<
Anyway.

Zedeck came up to me and asked how many girls i’d kissed last night already.
I said four. Then he was sort of hitting on me and i said, “Aren’t you gay? You’re so gay!”
“I’m not gay! I’m straight!” (i’m still giving you purple anyway cos i think you’re gay or something)
“I don’t believe that!”
“Want me to prove it to you?”
“… Erh no need.”

He gave up and made out with some other girl till they fell onto the dance floor.
And still continued making out.
Wild champions.

I was still flabbergasted he’s straight.
“He’s gay right? He’s SO GAY!!!” i screamed to Lainie, who’s as straight as a pig’s tail.
“Trust me. He’s straight.”
“No wayyyy.”
“TRUST ME. HE’S STRAIGHT!”

And Zedeck is an awfully cute boy, who yes, looks like a girl, which is probably why i made out with him…

And then. Richard Tan. Sat on the sofa beside us. And gatal-gatal want to make out with Zedeck also.
 

And Zedeck complied!
I balked and dashed off in a huff.
Came back and scolded him, “How can you not say you’re gay! You just made out with Richard! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!”
“He asked me to and i didn’t know how to say no!”
“This is how you say it - NO.” -_-
“I like making out with guys sometimes.”
“…0_o… Okay wait. So you’re straight, but you like making out with guys sometimes? That’s ridiculous! See. We could never work out. We just kissed once and we’re fighting already.”

And then. Richard Tan. Came back to the sofa again. And tried to make out with Zedeck again.

So i guess Zedeck must be feeling all that, cos so many people want to snog him.
But i still think you’re bi or something.
Like Cho said, it’s like someone saying - “I’m straight but i happen to like sucking cock.”
But Lainie is still on your side insisting you’re straight.

Was talking to IceCalvin bout it:

Then i spoke to you Lainie about it too. See. You’re my current obsession.

I’m sorry but i don’t think we’d work out la.
To think you like making out with men too… i don’t think i could handle it.
I’d get too stressed out okay.
x_0

Sigh. And you’re so cute too.

Disclaimer: I don’t really care what everyone’s sexual orientation is la. At the rate everyone is going, straights, bis and gays all mixing up and making out (plus you can’t tell anyway cos straights can dress gay, or gays can dress straight), it doesn’t matter. The lines are all a-blur.

A Note Of Love

Kept on forgetting to blog about this
Finally, after hearing LinusTheFrog aka Linus Chung tell me over lunch how he picked his actors, how the shoot went, and how broke he got spending his savings making his film, it’s out in the cinemas!
Only at GSC

Check out details of the movie and the trailer here

I am SO DEFINITELY going to watch it!

Being Politically Correct

I woke up this morning cos of some phone calls and couldn’t go back to sleep after.
If i could choose, i would’ve slept till later cos i really need the rest, but i guess 8 hours is plenty compared to my usual 5/6 hours.

Suddenly thought about something this girl said to me at Puss In Boots @ Attic a few nights ago
“Are you Malay?”
“No… my name is Joyce.”
“Oh! I thought you are Malay! How come you’re hanging out with only Malay girls…”
I looked around my group, not even realising that everyone there was Malay. For the plain fact that it wasn’t even an issue.
“… 0_- … What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing, nothing! Just don’t usually see a Chinese girl with only Malay girls.”
“……”

I told MadcapperSa what she said.
Sa: Isn’t she being… politically incorrect?

Then middle of this week, this girl commented i look awfully young
“You look like you’re 21!”
“I guess it’s my baby face,” i smile
“No… not only that, it’s your baby fat on your face as well!”
“…. 0_o…..”

Not that i’m the most tactful as well though.
I said something socially abominable to someone a few months ago.
Told a few friends about me putting my foot in my mouth.
“You said what??! You said that!?”
“Yup *hangs head in shame* “
“You didn’t!”
“I did… *cringe* “
“What did she do?”
“She… was very gracious… just had a frozen smile on her face… i tried to cover up after that la…”
“How to cover up.”
“Kinda tak jadi la…”
“Fail la you.”

Hmm yeah. So sometimes when people say tactless things to me, i just remind myself of that time i said that baddddd thing. And realise that sometimes, people say things that are offensive but they mean no harm.

Unless they do it multiple times then confirm fuck off la.

AnnaCanBeatMeUp aka Anna Rina

…took some gorgeous shots yesterday

Here are just four of them i took, from what she’s posted so far
 

Truth be told, i saw the tiang right after i landed and ducked last minute -_-
Or else she would have got a very ‘realistic’ shot of fairy running into a tiang
Not like i’m not capable of it
I just walked into one outside Wabisabi the other night and LC laughed damn loud at me
-_-

All the dresses are for sale, but only two a piece except for the blue one, there’re 3 pcs
Interested email me at joycethefairy@gmail.com
I’m super pooped so not going to post up measurements and all that crap right now
Ran from head office in PJ, to Puchong, to Bangsar, to KLCC, back to Bangsar, to Pantai Hill Park, then to Bangsar again
Need to recharge fairy battery.

Wow. Happy Joyce Hours…

I think this is a turning point in my life as a party animal.

So first Somo in Mont Kiara came up with a Kinkybluefairy cocktail, infused with soju to kill everyone silently.
Then Attic in Bangsar has their version of a Kinkybluefairy (which I just had with some girl friends just now :p) that is even more deadly then Somo’s, cos three can kill me straight.
And now Atrium has “Happy Joyce Hours”

Happy Joyce Hours!
After me proclaiming (for self entertainment) time and again then every hour is happy hour, an EO in KL is actually calling a few hours this week Happy Joyce Hours

Hi Joyce,

As per our conversation yesterday, I mentioned that Atrium KL is embarking on a new journey. With that in mind, because we believe that you are an iconic member of the KL party scene we would like to invite you to host a party for 30 of your guests at our venue.

Party details are as below:
Date: –th September 2007
Time: 8.00pm onwards
Venue: Atrium KL, No. 21, Jalan Doraisamy, Asian Heritage Row

We will be providing the following for your parties pleasure:
- A private area in your choice of music arena (The
Lounge upstairs plays classic house and The Bar
downstairs plays R’n'B)
- 2 bottles of Smirnoff Blue (700ml each)
- 2 bottles of Jack Daniels Bourbon (700ml each)
- Free flow of mixers (sodas, juices, water)
- A special “Happy Joyce Hours” promotion* from 8pm - 12 midnight

So… i guess it’s free for all till the alco runs out then you all have to kasih beli sendiri okay.
I don’t think 4 bottles is enough for the alco friends i have…