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Sunday September 16, 2007

Published on September 16, 2007 in Uncategorized. 2 Comments

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Two New Pets

So what happened today.
I took Mummy out to dinner at Somo where we bumped into DoorBitchIvan
“Ivan, this is my mum.”
Ivan: Hi, mum
Me: -_-

Came home, did some work on a document which resulted in me screaming bloody murder in the dead of the night when the electricity got cut for ten minutes.

Almost done with what i’m supposed to do (yah, so secretive, sorry)

And got distracted thinking of a name for my new Fluffy Friend (after reading about it on BubblesAmanda’s blog). Naming of Fluffy Friend could only take place after much careful thought about *which* Fluffy Friend to pick.

I went with the squirrel in the end because some say i hop and scamper like one.

And then one animal wasn’t enough. I mean, what if Sqamper gets lonely?!
So i got a Rabbit too from the Pets application, so that Sqamper will have a friend on the same page.
I chose a red rabbit (figures) and named her RareWineBit.
Hope they both get along, rabbits and squirrels are fine together right?
Well. They just have to cos they’re totally stuck on the same page.
Unless one gets more pets and pokes and food then another.
Then the other one might get jealous and run away.
They can’t run away can they?
Well. I just gave them one pet each for good measure.
I’m going to be really fair with no favoritism involved.
Damn, i’m going to be such a fab mom.

*ten minutes later*

Oh man. I just realised that RareWineBit is… nekkid.
The others can dress up their pets and shit, some are even wearing Adidas sneakers!
Why so cemerlang wan?!
AlcoJason’s Bloodlust has a beanie, moccasins, gloves and a scythe!
My poor wittle wabbit is nekkid

 

Sunday September 16, 2007

Published on September 16, 2007 in Uncategorized. 5 Comments

A year ago
Two years ago
Three years ago

Char Koay Teow & Fried Rice

The girls and i were talking about different types of vibrators… save one. Girl, i mean, not vibrator.

Dhanya is totally against vibrators.
“No i just don’t see it as something i need! I need feelings and rather have the real thing!”

I was exasperated, trying to explain that sometimes, it’s just much easier and more effortless having a vibrator.
No mind games with men, no one night stands, and battery companies are happy.

“Dhanya, it’s different! It’s like char koay teow and fried rice. Sometimes…” i put one palm facing out for emphasis, “…You feel like char koay teow. And sometimes,” i put the other palm out, “… You feel like fried rice.”