You Know Someone’s

Addicted To Facebook When

- They think about some application the first thing in the morning
“Where’re you going?”
“Nowhere.”
“Then why are you getting out of bed?”
“I want to check my Facebook!”
“-_-”

- They play with Facebook when they’re obviously supposed to be working
*Facebook message*
“Hey. You’re on fucking MC but you can message on Facebook!”
“Eh. You’re in the office and you’re answering me on Facebook!”
“…”

- They refer to Facebook when they dye their hair (moi)
“Daymn. I’m going to miss my red hair…”
“It’s okay, you’ll get used to it.”
“No. Now all the nicknames people gave me on Facebook cos of my hair have to be changed. All that strawberry redhead stuff…”
“…-_-…”

- They proclaim they’ve tagged you while camwhoring at a party
*snaps picture* “Ha! You’re tagged!!!”

- They find out their friends’ unknown status through there
“Hey guess what, i just found this friend of mine i’ve known since primary school is married. Fuck, everyone getting married nowadays wei.”
“Tiu, you sure?”
“Yeah, duh. I saw his wedding pictures on Facebook.”

- They discover others’ sexuality
“Hey, did you know ——- is gay?”
“NO. He told you?”
“No… i read it on his profile on Facebook.”
“What…”
“He wrote that he’s interested in ‘men’.”
“Oh.”

- They need to urgently use your laptop
“Can i borrow your laptop to go online for a second?”
“Sure, what’s up? Work?”
“No, i want to feed my pets.”
“… what?”
“My pets on Facebook.”
“…….”

- There’s planning for an event and Facebook is replacing PR
“Hey invite them on Facebook.”
“Are you crazy?”
“Easy to see who’s going to go…”
“Then what’s the point of hiring PR?!”
 

- They presume someone else has beef based on Facebook actions
“Eh, i think ——- has beef.”
“Why do you think that?”
“Cos she didn’t poke or send anything back when i sent and superpoked her so many times…”

Die la like that.
I bet damn alot of people have beef with me.