“Make sure i don’t go home with him okay,” requested a girl friend regarding this dude she was making out with last night.
“Okay, sure.”

So i stood behind them, watching them make out like a bodyguard.

-_-

Speaking of bodyguard… Whitney is singing tonight.
And i hate all of you who are going.
I have to attend my company’s annual dinner and there’s no way i can skip that

I LOVE THE BODYGUARD soundtrack…
People are throwing me tickets left right centre and i can’t freaking go!!!

“I hate you for getting to see Whitney tonight!” i yelled on the phone to KinkyPugKevin.
“Well, i hate you for going on all your holidays,” he shot back, like *that* evened it out -_-
“I PAY for my holidays okay!!!”

Beef.

*

I can’t remember which girl friend asked me this, but she was inquiring about my status with Detergent Man (sorry, see, there i go yakking about him again)

“So are you guys together or what?”
“I don’t know… maybe it’s something that doesn’t have to be said.”
“What do you have there?”
“Erm, i have a towel for myself… and a toothbrush..?”
“Oh got towel, then together la.”
“0_o”

Okay… since when did a towel mark commitment?

-_-
*

I got a big shock when i saw this picture on Facebook just now.
What the hell!?
It *has* to be the most scary laughing picture of myself ever.

Taken at the launch of Fortnight.
I forgot what SarChan was saying.
But it must’ve been damn 7 hilarious.

*

After making sure particular drunk friend was going to be taken care of by my brother + KinkyPugKevin (they’re a pretty good team), i walked to my car parked at a bay across Zouk.
I’m very cautious when walking to my car. I look around. I walk fast. And i plan that if i see anyone strange i’d either walk back to the main road, simply take off running, or maybe throw a brick at them (okay that sounded dumb).

So la la la, i was almost at my car when this malay guy walked towards me.
And he was staring at me.
I stopped walking and quickly thought whether i should run away.

“Hey… Joyce!”
“Oh, who are you? Sorry…”
“I read your blog…”
“Oh shit. I thought you were going to rob me *sweats* “

Hi Ajis *waves*

Okay, you know what… maybe people shouldn’t say hi to me after 3am or something… cos i might accidentally shoot you with my pepper spray.