What are the chances of getting a summons, getting your phoneline barred (okay, i procrastinated and didn’t pay my bill for four months), having your second phone spoil all of a sudden the next morning (i can’t call out, and i have to talk on speakerphone when someone calls -_-) and wait, i’m not done yet, as i approach my car to drive out to rectify all my rubbish, stare in disbelief at a decidedly about-to-die tyre because a nail got into it last night.

All within 10 hours.

-_-

I love being me because something interesting always happens every day.