Mmm joke aside, my body really aches today. Can’t turn the wheel of the steering wheel properly so i’ve been driving slow(er).

I’m not the only one in pain, QueenKanch got knocked down by a car of people (we think they were drunk) the other day, so we’ve both been hobbling around like creaky old women.

Just when i thought i could top RowdyRudy in terms of disastrous drama, he told me his car got crashed into by a taxi last night.

0_o

“Tyre puncture, phone spoilt, summons, kena knocked down by fucking snatch theif… Kanch got banged down…” i listed misfortunes to him.

“Yeah man! What’s up with all this?!”

“You know what this means? It merely means that we’re getting all the bad stuff over with this week so the rest of the year will be fantastic!”

“You’re such a clever girl.”

Our delusional optimism is the root of our gratifying lives.

No, i’m serious.

No, i’m not drunk now.

Look, i’m not even out on a Saturday night because i’m healing, okay?