Happy Monday Morning Activity

My dread for Mondays has got me up to a new routine before i go to work.

First, the alarm on my hand phone rings
But not just any old alarm tone
Rather,
A soothing increase in sounds of bells that, well,
Make me think of fairy bells

If i die die also cannot wake up
A clanging one on my old school alarm clock is staged to ring at the ULTIMATE last snoozing time
Which i place 4 feet from my bed
As long as i don’t trip over my books/handbags by the side of my bed,
I will be alive and well for work

While i shower
I blast Regina Spektor’s Fidelity and dance in the bathroom
As long as i don’t slip while attempting to shower and dance at the same time,
i’ll be okay too >.<

In the car, i’ll blast happy songs like
Ben Lee’s Catch My Disease
and
Belle and Sebastian’s For The Price of a Cup of Tea

Oh yeah, i’ve also started giving more way to people on the road and waving thanks all the time
(Read: practicing good road karma)
I figure the good karma i spread on the road will prevent me from getting into an accident, and having green lights all the way (i usually do