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The Effin C Overtook Me.

I know i haven’t been blogging much, sorry.
My cough really took it’s toll (raging one it was!) on me this week.

Have you ever had a cough so bad, it made you go into a coughing fit till you threw up?

I can now raise my hand and say i have, though it’s nothing to be proud of -_-

It’s bad enough in the office, that when i cough, some silently plot to kill me if i pass it to them (read: Didi Ramlan).
But it’s worse at night when i’m lying down trying to sleep.
I feel as if my throat is closing in and i can’t breathe.
Then it tickles, and it irritates, and i cough and i cough, extracting as much air as i can as to expel the phlegm that never comes out.
With all that force, the only thing that goes flying out is (was) my nice wine and dinner.
Twice in a week.

I end up falling asleep out of pure sleepiness around sunrise.
And die getting up for work.

So yeah.
I’m relieved weekend is here so i can catch up on sleep!

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First week of work has been alright (i can only write nice things cos i’m very sure they’ll read this).
Wait, rephrase. Work has been GREAT!

I LOVE EVERYONE AT WORK!
MY BOSS IS AMAZING!
MY COLLEAGUES ARE HEAVENLY!
THIS IS THE COMPANY THAT ANYONE WOULD DIE TO WORK FOR!

Laughing

Actually, i told someone that i can’t write for them anymore cos i’m attached full-time.
“Oh, i always wanted to work for them…” she said.

Pleased
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As i was surfing online while waiting for the Friday traffic to clear, i bumped through BryanBoy and found blog drama insanity (I KID YOU NOT) going on in Manila.

It’s a total soap opera drama, or reality tv.
Only this is reality blogging.

It’s SO ENTERTAINING (i’m usually not by these things) prollie cos of the way he writes and you can *feel* the passion, and anger, and OH! You just gotta read it yourself.
From first post to last. I insist.

*Delfin DJ Montano*

Reading it reminded me of Ian Seow, oh-so-angelic (-_-) ex-editor of mine who cheated the company with lies and deceit till they almost went bankrupt.
And half the team got let go.
Argh, don’t think about it, don’t think about it, everytime i think about it, i get all pissed.

Ommmmmmm….

Time to go out and drink to DreamerCyn in celebration of her birthday.
And perhaps be a fag hag in Frangi tonight with the boys.
It’s that or Raw. Haven’t decided yet.
Hmm… *runs off to change*

 

‘Tis The Season To Be Tipsy, Falalalala lala lala!

“What’re going to do today?”
“We don’t have any work to do… so we’re gonna have shots in the office!”
“Busy day, i see.”
“Uh-huh!”

DatinTini brought Frangelico, lemon and sugar.
She even brought her own knife to cut the lemon with, cos she’s too diva to use public property knives in the office. -_-

Lemon + sugar first! Not after. 

You dip the lemon slices in the sugar and suck on them, keeping the juice in your mouth. Then you down the shot!
It’s delicious! Tastes of chocolate, cake, hazelnut and all things happy!

Jo gives it a shot. I mean. Has a shot.

I lost count how many we had.
She started singing some Care Bears song after that. I didn’t even know Care Bears had a memorable song.

Went to Pavilion just now to buy food cos the alcohol was making us peckish.

Carolers in Pavilion

Went to Taiwanese Street Food place on the Lower Ground floor where i always get my oyster mee sua.

Shilin Taiwan Street Snacks

Shilin Taiwan Street Snacks

Oyster Mee Sua 

It’s damn ons for RM5.50, let me tell you that.

 

Spreading Christmas Spirit… Unsucessfully

The team gathered in the head office pantry before heading out to KLIA.
Naturally, only two or three people would have to drive the rest.

“Who’s gonna drive?” Vijen asked, looking around at DatinTini, NotYourAverageJo, Arianna and i.
My hand shot up, “I will!”

It was like volunteering at school.
Teacher asks someone to run an errand and i suck up. Only difference was in school, i was trusted with the keys to the literature room, to which i’d make out in with my exboyfriend. I would never trust students with room keys if i were a teacher.

Anyway, back to the story. Everyone looked relieved and i really didn’t mind driving to KLIA.
Honest.
I mean, what ulterior motive could i possibly have?

*evil grin*

Once we were in the car, i drowned my team in Christmas carols.

NotYourAverageJo: Oh GAWD. It’s Mariah…
Me: Hee hee hee yeah!
NotYourAverageJo: Beautiful. Just beautiful.

His sarcastic distress almost killed the joy of the carol.

After 30 minutes…
DatinTini: Jo? Are you alive? Eh *says to me* I think he’s going to stop breathing by the time you reach…

I felt like i’d made them suffer enough already (but how on earth can listening to joyful Christmas carols be suffering?!) and switched CDs.

Later on in KLIA, i found myself standing next to Vijen in the lift.
Me: I played Christmas songs in the car!
Vijen: … *looks around at everyone* No wonder everyone looks dead.

-_-

As we were surveying the stocks, DatinTini slunked away and ended up in the alcohol section.
Woman losing the plot.

Duty Free, huhu… 

Absolut had a new display case promoting Absolut Pears…

Absolut Pear

But DatinTini and i were ooh-ing and aah-ing over the glamour-can-die Absolut Disco bottles.

Absolut Disco! 

Too bad we couldn’t buy them :(

 

Spacing Out

My eyes are wide ala spaced-out-wide, as i stare out into the garden, getting a breather in between rushing some emails and work to send off.
Slept at 6 (i think) last night and i think age is catching up with me cos i used to be able to survive perfectly throughout a week of 4 hours sleep a night.

Now i just mati.

Been hearing all these over-the-top rumours about me all week (what’s with this week?!).
The best was from DarlingDhanya.
“She said her colleagues were saying you’re crazy.”
I’m crazy? *thinks of Dhanya posing as a pregnant woman in Le Meridian for fun* … Who *are* these people?”
“They’re from Celcom.”
What… *thinks* I don’t think i know anyone who’s from Celcom!”

So if i meet anyone and they tell me they work in Celcom, i’m going to be suspicious whether they’ve been saying i’m crazy >.<

Went for dinner KelvinTSD at San Francisco Steakhouse last night and told him about it.
“Well, when i meet people and they ask me what you’re like, i just say, Joyce? She’s absolutely loony.”
“… Thanks. You’re such a great help. -_-”

Told someone else bout it too.
“So… apparently i’m crazy.”
“Oh babe i already knew that.”
Whatevah

If my own friends aren’t going to back up my sanity, i don’t wonder why strangers exaggerate it even more. Sad

Okay, gotta change and get to my head office.
We’ll be undergoing training(?)/visiting at KLIA to see the products there.
I feel like i’m going on a field trip.
Field trip! Field trip!

It’s like school again.
Except we don’t have to wear uniforms. *shudder*
And we’re getting paid. Haha! Laughing

 

I Know What ‘Clucky’ Means Now -_-

This was on Wed night when we had our agency dinner - BAT/Ogilvy/G2 - at TSB in Bangsar.
Trust that on the one and only night Lap Sap decides to go monotone in theme, the agency dinner had a dresscode of ‘vibrant + colourful.’

Whatevah

So i semangat wore this dress for the dinner, and brought this B+W dress to change into in the car before going to Palate Palette

mwah mwah
 moi, Arianna, DatinTini, NotYourAverageJo, Franchesca

Alot of people didn’t dress colourful also -_-
But they told me the next day i won ‘Best Dressed’ Laughing (some Parkson voucher, i wonder how much! i wonder how much!)
Must be the hair Laughing

I left early to pick puggy up and we tied these plastic postcards, i spotted in MPH earlier in the day, around our necks.

Lap Sap!

We are lap sap
Trish + Mukhris

We are lap sap
CopywriterCasey

We are lap sap
KhaiLee

We are lap sap
Ethan

The Bass Agents Winky

We are lap sap
DozyDidjital aka AhHoong, fairy, Kenneth

We are lap sap
Nick aka Ganjaguru always gets a fairy kiss Shy

We are lap sap
KancheongRichard

We are lap sap
AprilPikachu + BalaTania

We are lap sap
DramaticKim, KinkyPugKevin, Azza

We are lap sap
Fairy, Bianca, NurMeiLing, KinkyPug

We are lap sap
Super happy picture! - Gary + Kevin

We are lap sap
Mukhriz + Jiji

We are lap sap
Azza (ha ha i HAD to steal this off FB and put it up!)

We are lap sap
AdamPoserPan + DramaticKim

We are lap sap
DramaticKim gets distracted…

We are lap sap
Fairy + NotYourAverageJo

We are lap sap
Jiji ALWAYS gets fairy kisses Smooch

We are lap sap
Jiji + NickIsTaller

My plot to sway my brother to the dark side is slowly working.
He’s been partying with us at least twice weekly Pleased

We are lap sap
Er…

We are lap sap 

Okay, i totally got carried away posting up pictures. I meant to put up only mine… i took from Kevin and Jiji’s FBs >.< 

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One Saturday (quite a while back, i must say), NickIsTaller asked me where he should go get his hair cut.
“Qube la duh…” i answered as if that was the stupidest question my brother could possibly ask.

I hooked him up with an appointment with Ashley @ Qube and as i was running out to have a lunch meeting with the Lap Sap girls, he reached home.

Nicholas Wong

Went to Delicious @ Bangsar Village to see MeeshGun, SarChan, Melissa, Trish and Nur concerning this small event thing (it’s shush for now >.<) we’re trying to put together.

Melissa: So… how did you meet so-and-so? (i forgot which girl she was referring to)
Me: … Partying Shy

It was kinda weird seeing all the girls whom i’m so used to yelling in my ear/trying to make out with me/pouring drinks/dancing like a monkey and basically, just misbehaving, in the daytime.

I was gonna write ‘wear happy whacky clothes,’ but even in the daytime we’re all happy-coloured.
Cool

Lap Sap Tootsies!

Nur Zakuan

Courtesy of Kraftgrafik

Cassette necklace courtesy of Kraftgrafik at the Lap Sap Junk Sale.

At one point during the meeting, i noticed a cute-as-heck toddler waddling behind the glass panel i was sitting at.
Gazing at the tiny thing, i couldn’t help smiling to myself how layan diri she was.

Nur nudged me, “Are you feeling clucky?”
“… what??”
“You know, clucky.”
“Yes i know what clucky is… what do you mean…”
“You know, like ‘pok pok’ *makes chicken sounds* You wanna lay an egg!”

Howling with laughter, i whacked her on her arm. Nur, i mean. Not the kid.
I cannot unnerstand her ozzie slang sometimes wei.

 

To Kintamani

Our company annual dinner had no alcohol.

I think some of us were having convulsions earlier in the night cos we couldn’t function without it Silly

Lam brought a bottle in, but it obviously wasn’t enough >.<

I headed to Velvet to join them after that… i don’t know la, i can’t do the Velvet on a Saturday night thing anymore. I go in and i feel awfully out of place. The music doesn’t tickle my fancy, it’s too loud (maybe i really AM getting old!) and i can’t carry on a substantial conversation in there.

Managed to drag RowdyRudy out with me after he and JJ emceed for the annual dinner, and we sat at Terrace Bar catching up.

I ordered my regulatory Guinness draft there, and they ran out!

“Okay. I don’t know what to drink now. -_- “

Had a Tiger instead.

Can you see?

Can you see?!

I have a Guinness ad up Pleased

Finally! After long proclaiming my love for Guinness they’re advertising with me Laughing

Then i convinced him to go to Twenty.One Kitchen + Bar with me, to see TattleShan and get my weekly fix of their choc orange martinis.

Okay i can’t blog pictures from the week yet cos i have some writing i have to catch up on. I must say i was anticipating this flood of work so here are some pictures from Bali i edited during my Laundry + Photo Editing Frenzy last Monday.

 

Lovina - Kintamani

After swimming with the dolphins in Lovina, CasparBFG and i made our way slightly down to the East toward Kintamani.

Azuan from AJ Hackett told us about this island where they place dead bodies wrapped in white cloth to rest, and these bodies somehow don’t rot or smell.

I thought aloud it sounded freaky, but he assured that it was in fact, a very peaceful place and surreal experience.

So i thought okay la, go look-see. One thing about traveling is that i always believe you should try as much local and street food as you can (unless it’s India and probability of you falling sick and ruining your entire trip is high)

Caspar Rohleder

Caspar + His Chopsticks

Only thing is, the fellow is Danish -_-

Chilli Bombs

Above is CasparBFG’s nasi goreng. He adores nasi goreng. I think he ate it almost every meal.

Below is my nasi something, i forgot. Mine sucked Whatevah Bummer.

Nasi… something :p

Kintamani

Bananas Galore

There are countless fruit stalls by the side of the road, and we stopped at a random one to take pictures and try a mango.

Mangoes Galore!

Imaginary Tortoises

Kintamani

Kintamani

Father & Son @ Kintamani

Kintamani

Kintamani

Kintamani

It was a gorgeous drive… totally different from the stressful tiring one the first day.

Being able to speak Malay really helped, cos the road signs there are few and far in between.

One of the men we asked directions for got us to stay in the resort he’s freelancing for. He looked genuine, had really smiley eyes and spoke decent English.

Point to note: You can never trust every person in Bali.

We learnt that from this episode ‘cos he deterred us from going to the island by bluffing us it cost 700,000 Rupiah and urged us to climb up Mt. Batur instead. We bargained it like crazy all the way down to 150,000 Rupiah each (RM60) and later found out that was overpriced as well. Ugh! Bitter

Lost Pelican

Mt Batur, Kintamani

This is the view from where we had our breakfast, i think we paid RM35 for one night.

Flowers at Kintamani

Kintamani

Okay that’s all for now! *feels like Warner Bros cartoon ending*

 

A Change

 

I’ve already told my seniors last week, and i will be leaving my company end Jan.

I love my team, and will be very sorry that i won’t be working next to them anymore. The job is certainly one of its kind.

“You have one of the cushiest jobs in South East Asia,” proclaimed DikHaHaHau, who was my former head of brand.

Having done exactly what i intended to do - leave media for a while and ponder what i want to do with my life (okay, well, i haven’t come to a decision yet ha ha), i don’t regret gaining experience with this company and have a better idea of what i’m going to do next.

I believe in Fate. But i also believe one can choose the different roads Fate presents, make the most out of what Life gave you and work yourself to the best of it.

I *tried* to pull a Kevin, but it seems i have to make some decisions in the next couple of weeks on where i’ll be attached with come February.

So much for bumming, damn.