Monday December 6, 2004

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My kid won’t be no ho. 

Kylie’s ‘Locomotion’ just came on the radio (my mum likes Light&Easy… well so do i *cough*)
My memory of this song comes from kindergarten.
It was our cheerleading song.
I was a cheerleader.
At 4.

I know, i know, what kind of skanky kindergarten did i come from where they made us wear short skirts and lie around the field, right.
random thought: Paedophile Paradise EW
It just reminded me of those new-age Barbies called Bratz.

How would i know? OF COURSE i know. I prollie visit Toys’R Us more often than your kid sister.

Now Bratz has the skankiest doll clothes ever. They look more like an 18-year-old’s dressing.
Crop tops.
Short don’t-you-just-want-me-to-bend-over skirts.
Cute come-fuck-me checks.
High look-at-my-long legs heels.
Low look-at-my-boobies tops.

Hmm i just read the list and realise i wear those clothes.

BUT NEVER THE MATTER.

I AM 21 and can wear anything i want godammit.

The point is these dolls are targeted at 9-13 year olds.
Even though i think that the clothes are pretty cool…

Hell i don’t want my kid influenced into dressing like a ho.
Not before she has breasts anyway.

I’m just gonna deny her Bratz and buy her Vogue UK for fashion education.
But what will she do for toys then…
My Little Pony of course.
Need you ask?

9 Responses to Monday December 6, 2004

  1. nightstar says:

    Bratz have the ugliest face that screams ‘come-punch-me’. But i thier clothez are funky! My Scene dolls are prettttieer hehz. I’m so Eyeing the LEVI collection to drop price!

  2. jigsawpuzzle says:

    paedophile paradise… harharhar!

  3. aishoz says:

    hahaha funny how bratz reminds me of you….. :p

  4. aishoz: waH, keterlaluan! wait till i see you… *plots to steal your new shoes and make you cry*

  5. i’m not sentimental!!!!!….well, maybe i am. dunno. thanks for dropping by anyways. hehe.

  6. nightstar: At last. *cheers loudly*

  7. mizzvickz says:

    oohh..my little pony..don’t they just bring back childhood memories?

  8. whitecap says:

    the dolls are pretty freaky looking.. not the usual perfect and pretty faced barbies that you see…..

    my little ponies.. hehehehehh

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