*Bass Agents will be spinning tonight in Barcode*
Bring it on
I said it before and i’ll said it again
Joyce likes it hard

Meet Adam
He has a large forehead so he blogged
Haha… This is funny

I Shall Have A Tighter Ass

After swearing i would go to the gym on Monday…

I swore on Tuesday i would go on Wednesday…

Worked whole day Wednesday, so i swore i would go on Thursday…

And miracle of miracles!

I actually went.

It was pretty difficult though
Even as PassedOutBen stood outside my house in his gym clothes
I toddled out and peeped through the railings of my gate going,
“Damn lazy la……!”

I had* to go there anyway to give in some work
So i changed into a singlet and track pants
Feeling like i was going to war

How unfamiliar the machines are to me
PassedOutBen pressed on various buttons and spoke in a language i couldn’t comprehend
I think it was English…
But i sure didn’t understand shit

“Half an hour should be fine. I’ll be back by then. Don’t wreck the machines.”
“Ha… wha… where you going?!” i panicked slightly, thinking

Shit i should have been nicer to him right, for all i know he pressed something that will make me run like a babi and fly off the machines and everyfuckingperson here will laugh at me. fantastic.

Right after we had both showered,
PassedOutBen said,
“Friend. If you take as long to work out as you do to bathe, you’ll be this small by now”
*makes a space of 2mm with his fingers”
“It wasn’t that long ok….! i had to blowdry my hair wei…”

After that i was on a mission to gobble Baskin Robbins, cheese sticks and everything i saw in Jusco
“I don’t see the point of you working out wei, friend. You just ate more than what you exercised off.”
“Mmm?… Rowrm!” *bites happily on food*