Friday October 7, 2005


FUCK LA

 

I’ve been trying to get a cab for the PAST HOUR and i JUST MANAGED to get one
-_-
But it’ll only come in 20 minutes
-_-

Fucking hell, not only is it Friday evening which Super Busy Cab time
BUT it’s also buka puasa time

*stress*

Gonna reach my event damn fuckING late

Great. I just got a phonecall inquiring where i am
It’s not my fucking fault ALL the cab companies are rejecting me
It’s not my fucking fault that kl is going to be jammed now and that i’m going to take longer to reach there la fucKKKKKKKKKKk


 

This Should Help You Puasa

I was on the way home yesterday from work when i heard reckless shouting and whistles
Turning my head to the side, i was greeted by the undesirable sight of bloody mat motors
Mat motors!! In the lovely neighbourhood of Taman Tun@@!!


Damn fucking annoying

Just the other day i saw some mat-motors-to-be = primary school boys on bicycles
And you know what one of them was doing?
A wheelie in THE MIDDLE of the Penchala Link junction as the lights went green

How utterly intelligent -_-

So dum dee doo
I continued trotting home
It relaxes me as i go over my workday and what i shall be up to later
Just as thoughts of mat motors verbally sexually harrasing me breezed through my mind
I spotted an old malay man on a motorbike out of the corner of my eye
My evaluation of him whistling at me was a probable percentage of 20% 
And lo and behold, i heard a sleazy ‘hi’ and he slowly rode past

euch

My middle finger shot up automatically without my head even so much as turning a hair
I have this wonderful ability to show my middle finger to cat-callers on impulse and at the same time evaluate how i’d avoid them if they suddenly came towards me
(jump into a neighbour’s house etc)

So la di da
Continued walking home
And i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin

You know Peter Rabbit?
Squirrel Nutkin’s his friend wut, silly

Yea so i saw Squirrel Nutkin’s cousin…

….

Poor Squirrel Nutkin… wonder whether he knows about the accident yet

 

12 pm…

Lunch time!

 

74 Responses to “Friday October 7, 2005”


  1. 1 may_devil

    Lunch after the picz …

    hahah - interesting ….

  2. 2 Anonymous

    Lunch after the picz …

    hahah - interesting ….

  3. 3 tanjf

    ergh… no meat for me for today’s lunch…

  4. 4 Anonymous

    ergh… no meat for me for today’s lunch…

  5. 5 tanjf

    ergh… i dun think i’ll be taking any meat for my lunch, or maybe dinner too, OR maybe for my breakfast for tommorow too… or i’m thinking of being a vegetarian…

    no thanks to the nice pic! hehe!

  6. 6 Anonymous

    ergh… i dun think i’ll be taking any meat for my lunch, or maybe dinner too, OR maybe for my breakfast for tommorow too… or i’m thinking of being a vegetarian…

    no thanks to the nice pic! hehe!

  7. 7 laineylashes

    yarrkksss o.O

  8. 8 Anonymous

    yarrkksss o.O

  9. 9 nightstar

    oh me lord. trust joyce [ u] to bend down and take a picture no matter how gross. crap can almost smell the dead thing from here… eeeeeeeeek

  10. 10 Anonymous

    oh me lord. trust joyce [ u] to bend down and take a picture no matter how gross. crap can almost smell the dead thing from here… eeeeeeeeek

  11. 11 liljooules

    yum ~

  12. 12 Anonymous

    yum ~

  13. 13 kakicucuklangit

    joyce.

    u’re mad i tell you. mad.

  14. 14 Anonymous

    joyce.

    u’re mad i tell you. mad.

  15. 15 yishyene

    Poor animal!

    Would you want YOUR picture on the web if you died like that?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH *shuts eyes*!!!!!!!

    *opens again to look for the Submit button*

  16. 16 Anonymous

    Poor animal!

    Would you want YOUR picture on the web if you died like that?!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAH *shuts eyes*!!!!!!!

    *opens again to look for the Submit button*

  17. 17 kimberly_cun

    ewwwW

  18. 18 Anonymous

    ewwwW

  19. 19 cyberred

    GAWD THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! =((( poor thingy

    btw just becareful of flashing middle fingers up. especially alone. don’t want to be woman-napped do you?

    cyber-red.blogspot.com

  20. 20 Anonymous

    GAWD THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! =((( poor thingy

    btw just becareful of flashing middle fingers up. especially alone. don’t want to be woman-napped do you?

    cyber-red.blogspot.com

  21. 21 devil_undercover

    eww. dunno how u can tahan the sight and got patience and guts somemore to take the pic!

    but yes, abt them ‘mat-motors’.. had one guy sing a hindi song while following me ok.. wht a weirdo…

    aiyoh pls la.. not only them ok! the worse ones r the kicap fellas! *shudder* kenot even walk down the street in peace without them saying ‘hi’.

    Ish. no bloody manners. must disturb anything in a skirt. but, i’m now so immune to it because i’ve been away too long n even then, go back alos… freakin drive, even if it’s just to the 7-11 nearby. hehehe…

  22. 22 Anonymous

    eww. dunno how u can tahan the sight and got patience and guts somemore to take the pic!

    but yes, abt them ‘mat-motors’.. had one guy sing a hindi song while following me ok.. wht a weirdo…

    aiyoh pls la.. not only them ok! the worse ones r the kicap fellas! *shudder* kenot even walk down the street in peace without them saying ‘hi’.

    Ish. no bloody manners. must disturb anything in a skirt. but, i’m now so immune to it because i’ve been away too long n even then, go back alos… freakin drive, even if it’s just to the 7-11 nearby. hehehe…

  23. 23 avrilchan

    OMG!! I was JUST in the car with two other girls and they were talking about how cute squirrels are. So i told them, “I see squirrels ALL the time on the road……..FLAT.” They eeeyyyerr and eeeeeeewwwwww all the way, saying I ’shattered their beautiful illusion/fantasy of fluffy tailed squirrels. I just showed one of them this pic. How ironic. In a time span no less than 5 mins, too! Nice to have an accompaniment!

    *like a sad tune playing in the backgrnd* Hahhahahaha!

    am i making sense?

  24. 24 Anonymous

    OMG!! I was JUST in the car with two other girls and they were talking about how cute squirrels are. So i told them, “I see squirrels ALL the time on the road……..FLAT.” They eeeyyyerr and eeeeeeewwwwww all the way, saying I ’shattered their beautiful illusion/fantasy of fluffy tailed squirrels. I just showed one of them this pic. How ironic. In a time span no less than 5 mins, too! Nice to have an accompaniment!

    *like a sad tune playing in the backgrnd* Hahhahahaha!

    am i making sense?

  25. 25 KinkyPugKevin

    Oi. A bit disgusting right the picture. *spank joyce*
    Put la my bf’s naked pictures… Lagi cun. -_-

  26. 26 Anonymous

    Oi. A bit disgusting right the picture. *spank joyce*
    Put la my bf’s naked pictures… Lagi cun. -_-

  27. 27 andyrascal

    darling..you’re a sick chick…

  28. 28 Anonymous

    darling..you’re a sick chick…

  29. 29 cykster

    you’re a bit off y’know that, joyce.

  30. 30 Anonymous

    you’re a bit off y’know that, joyce.

  31. 31 widdlehaddywaddy

    AUGH! (nice photo btw, vibrant color ;D)

    Mat motos?? Tmn Tun? Don’t forget, kampung sungai penchala is practically next door…so that might explain it.

  32. 32 Anonymous

    AUGH! (nice photo btw, vibrant color ;D)

    Mat motos?? Tmn Tun? Don’t forget, kampung sungai penchala is practically next door…so that might explain it.

  33. 33 yellow_monsta

    hmm, wierdly it looks rather nice… the colage of red blood and brown fur… nice nice… =P

  34. 34 Anonymous

    hmm, wierdly it looks rather nice… the colage of red blood and brown fur… nice nice… =P

  35. 35 lainieyeoh

    FUCK

    how to eat after seeing that?

    But yeah I have the flip off reflex too.

  36. 36 Anonymous

    FUCK

    how to eat after seeing that?

    But yeah I have the flip off reflex too.

  37. 37 Ponk

    cool can you give me a copy of that pic! coooooool!

  38. 38 Anonymous

    cool can you give me a copy of that pic! coooooool!

  39. 39 malaysian

    wah you’re the first woman I’ve ever come acrossed that can tahan gore. nice.

  40. 40 Anonymous

    wah you’re the first woman I’ve ever come acrossed that can tahan gore. nice.

  41. 41 GAMBSKIT

    knn… t(6_6 t)

  42. 42 Anonymous

    knn… t(6_6 t)

  43. 43 timstone

    this is so refreshing compared to the usual *cute and pretty* pics you put up joyce.

  44. 44 Anonymous

    this is so refreshing compared to the usual *cute and pretty* pics you put up joyce.

  45. 45 kamkuey

    Wah… u actually stopped, whipped out your camera, squat down and took that pic? RESPECT!!!

  46. 46 Anonymous

    Wah… u actually stopped, whipped out your camera, squat down and took that pic? RESPECT!!!

  47. 47 jellypixie

    wah lau…. damn horrible and terrible right…

  48. 48 Anonymous

    wah lau…. damn horrible and terrible right…

  49. 49 kinkybluefairy

    *LOL*

    woohoo yay everyone loves my picture! *does happy dance* haha

    nightstar: no la, it was still very fresh, no smell yet…  :p !!!

    cyberred: of course not… :(

    avrilchan: nice coincidence :)

    KinkyPugKevin: you say one ar… really put then you know 0_o

    sure everyone more trauma then this pic then

    AzwinAndy: but you still love me!!!

    RainbowGayDave: eh so are you wut… in a diff way la

    ponk: cannnn :) remind me on email

    malaysian: :D it’s just urm nature :P

    timstone: hmm true… this is so different from the usual fairies and ponies

    kamkuey: yeah man, squatted down in my skirt somemore k!

  50. 50 Anonymous

    *LOL*

    woohoo yay everyone loves my picture! *does happy dance* haha

    nightstar: no la, it was still very fresh, no smell yet…  :p !!!

    cyberred: of course not… :(

    avrilchan: nice coincidence :)

    KinkyPugKevin: you say one ar… really put then you know 0_o

    sure everyone more trauma then this pic then

    AzwinAndy: but you still love me!!!

    RainbowGayDave: eh so are you wut… in a diff way la

    ponk: cannnn :) remind me on email

    malaysian: :D it’s just urm nature :P

    timstone: hmm true… this is so different from the usual fairies and ponies

    kamkuey: yeah man, squatted down in my skirt somemore k!

  51. 51 cruzz

    omg *shocked* i’ve seen squirrels twice all my life in malaysia.

  52. 52 Anonymous

    omg *shocked* i’ve seen squirrels twice all my life in malaysia.

  53. 53 j0sh_w

    Whoa. I’m not good at looking at dead things. Appetite’s gone now, and it’s lunchtime :(

  54. 54 Anonymous

    Whoa. I’m not good at looking at dead things. Appetite’s gone now, and it’s lunchtime :(

  55. 55 headup

    Thats what i dont get the fucking point of this ppl claiming that they puasa!! then they go around disturbing girls… fucking idiots… fucking embarrassing… lucky i’m not 100% of that race!  its some more annoying when the gerai ppl start disturbing their own customers!! aghhh!! they should burn in hell more than me!

  56. 56 Anonymous

    Thats what i dont get the fucking point of this ppl claiming that they puasa!! then they go around disturbing girls… fucking idiots… fucking embarrassing… lucky i’m not 100% of that race!  its some more annoying when the gerai ppl start disturbing their own customers!! aghhh!! they should burn in hell more than me!

  57. 57 jiarhwei

    no eprops because you killed my appetite! hahaha.

  58. 58 Anonymous

    no eprops because you killed my appetite! hahaha.

  59. 59 jodoink

    poor poor squirrel….i respect u for bending down and take picture of it..i wud have shuddered and ran away..while saying a lil prayer for the poor squirrel..

    those mat motors are pathetic laa..they have nothing else better to do…but to race on busy roads swerving in and out…as well as disturbing gals laaa…i just see them as pathetic…sad to say…=)

  60. 60 Anonymous

    poor poor squirrel….i respect u for bending down and take picture of it..i wud have shuddered and ran away..while saying a lil prayer for the poor squirrel..

    those mat motors are pathetic laa..they have nothing else better to do…but to race on busy roads swerving in and out…as well as disturbing gals laaa…i just see them as pathetic…sad to say…=)

  61. 61 chukwang

    eeewwww…….. road kill. saw an alligator the other day on my way to cyberjaya. it got squished just like the squirrel. all blood and guts over the road. always wanted an alligator wallet but decided againts it. :)

    the dins and mats piss me off too. damnit.. they dont pay a dime for the highways and they ride as if they own it. utterly annoying. and yea..its so much worse when its in our lovely neighbourhood.

  62. 62 Anonymous

    eeewwww…….. road kill. saw an alligator the other day on my way to cyberjaya. it got squished just like the squirrel. all blood and guts over the road. always wanted an alligator wallet but decided againts it. :)

    the dins and mats piss me off too. damnit.. they dont pay a dime for the highways and they ride as if they own it. utterly annoying. and yea..its so much worse when its in our lovely neighbourhood.

  63. 63 iamsiren

    EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh god.. so gross. got mental images all now. fuck. please tell me u zoomed la wei.. don’t tell me u put your head close to it.. *closes eyes*

  64. 64 Anonymous

    EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh god.. so gross. got mental images all now. fuck. please tell me u zoomed la wei.. don’t tell me u put your head close to it.. *closes eyes*

  65. 65 ZashiaQSharr

    Be careful :( Don’t want anything happen to you …

  66. 66 Anonymous

    Be careful :( Don’t want anything happen to you …

  67. 67 lynnzter

    Y’know something, I do the same thing too - giving them a middle finger whenever I get any cat-calls. AND I have the exact same thought on how to avoid them IF they suddenly came over. HAHAHAHA.

    But I guess it’s a risk to take. Can’t f*cking stand these people. Ugh.

  68. 68 Anonymous

    Y’know something, I do the same thing too - giving them a middle finger whenever I get any cat-calls. AND I have the exact same thought on how to avoid them IF they suddenly came over. HAHAHAHA.

    But I guess it’s a risk to take. Can’t f*cking stand these people. Ugh.

  69. 69 kinkybluefairy

    cruzz: and now you’ve seen a splattered one!

    headup: walau… so emo….. *lol* must be the lack of sugar and food….

    jodoink: “i just see them as pathetic…sad to say…=)” it’s not sad to say! it’s just goddamn true.

    chukwang:  i have a faux crocodile bag… haha

    zashia: aw so sweet ;D

    lynnzter: at least we try to release tension and yet think of alternatives if they suddenly go psycho on us

  70. 70 Anonymous

    cruzz: and now you’ve seen a splattered one!

    headup: walau… so emo….. *lol* must be the lack of sugar and food….

    jodoink: “i just see them as pathetic…sad to say…=)” it’s not sad to say! it’s just goddamn true.

    chukwang:  i have a faux crocodile bag… haha

    zashia: aw so sweet ;D

    lynnzter: at least we try to release tension and yet think of alternatives if they suddenly go psycho on us

  71. 71 clubbersguideto_shah

    eeeeeyrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    i read ur blog religiously.. warning on the gore or i won’t read anymore.

    xxx

  72. 72 Anonymous

    eeeeeyrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    i read ur blog religiously.. warning on the gore or i won’t read anymore.

    xxx

  73. 73 victoriaho

    omg. thanks a lot for the pic. argh.

  74. 74 Anonymous

    omg. thanks a lot for the pic. argh.

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