Exactly a year ago, Joyce fell weak for Malibu
Just got back from having beer with RyanSoosayRaj
I Damn Emo.
First, SuckballLouis spills Malibu on NYE
Tipsy him tried to make drinks for chicks and ended up spilling my PRECIOUS MALIBU
Bastard.
I SAW him spill the glorious liquid on the table at PanRegency
“You spilt the MALIBU!!!!!” *super freaking out*
“What? No… uh… i didn’t!” *super bad faker*
Then
RyanSoosayRaj spills beer
Not just beer
A full glass of beer
The sin, i tell you
Damn emo
:p
I Smelt A Dead Rat
The moment i stepped into the apartment
Pooh!
Wassat…?!
I looked around but i didn’t see anything so i went off to the pc room to wait for Smellie to come back and deal with it
Both boys came home in a little while and the smell apparently came from the fridge which broke down
Yuk.
I cleaned the pc room whilst the guys did their thing outside
Don’t care, not my mess, i don’t want to clean up after them anymore
Already the pc table has ash, candy wrappers, tin cans, plastic bags, ciggie boxes and damn alot of rubbish and dirt everywhere
ARGH
I kept on hearing exclamations of disgust coming from the kitchen
“Oh my god, fuckkkk…” “Gross. Shit man.” “Urgh.”
And sniggered to myself inside
Oh well you reap what you sow
yea..really emo weih..
yea..really emo weih..
boys r gross, ha ha. my x had the maid over every now and again, so his place was super clean, tee hee. and he’d nag me if i left my clothes all over. super dumbass.
but if leave damp towel on the office-style chair can la… wtf is the bloody towel rack for man? for show?
u’re so not emo. haha.i can relate. i get like tht, sometimes. messy is one thing. smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.
boys r gross, ha ha. my x had the maid over every now and again, so his place was super clean, tee hee. and he’d nag me if i left my clothes all over. super dumbass.
but if leave damp towel on the office-style chair can la… wtf is the bloody towel rack for man? for show?
u’re so not emo. haha.i can relate. i get like tht, sometimes. messy is one thing. smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.
gaaHAhaAHAH..
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but you still love him
:D 
gaaHAhaAHAH..
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but you still love him
:D 
oi oi oi … not all guys are like that! I am defending myself, yes!
oi oi oi … not all guys are like that! I am defending myself, yes!
Ok i hate cleaning. Especially not Adam’s. Hehehehehehehee..
Cockwhip me pleaseeeeeeeee…………………………..
-_-
Ok i hate cleaning. Especially not Adam’s. Hehehehehehehee..
Cockwhip me pleaseeeeeeeee…………………………..
-_-
So did you end up cleaning it in the end? Haha…
Adam is one funny guy. Sneaky, too.
So did you end up cleaning it in the end? Haha…
Adam is one funny guy. Sneaky, too.
This just goes to show that underneath it all boys are just slimey, grimey, gooey, dirty little creatures.
Pooey!
(And somehow we still love em’.)
~ Christine Sunday Skool Friend
This just goes to show that underneath it all boys are just slimey, grimey, gooey, dirty little creatures.
Pooey!
(And somehow we still love em’.)
~ Christine Sunday Skool Friend
“There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place”
Rotting liquid? U sure it was not semen? ;P
Haha.. jk. But still, 2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.
“There was rotting liquid and two-day old melted ice cream leaking all over the place”
Rotting liquid? U sure it was not semen? ;P
Haha.. jk. But still, 2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.
hahaha i can relate.. what’s worse is if you’ve cleaned up all those times for them and then just when you swear you’ll stop cleaning after them so maybe they’d start learning, suddenly you get so many visitors coming over and if you DONT clean up, people would think, “man your gf damn dirty wei, how come she doesnt help to clean up?” mmff..as if all the boyfriends would back us up after that!! growl~~
hahaha i can relate.. what’s worse is if you’ve cleaned up all those times for them and then just when you swear you’ll stop cleaning after them so maybe they’d start learning, suddenly you get so many visitors coming over and if you DONT clean up, people would think, “man your gf damn dirty wei, how come she doesnt help to clean up?” mmff..as if all the boyfriends would back us up after that!! growl~~
OMG super YUCK! Ok, my fridge is mine. Anything I don’t recognize that’s been in there more than 1 week, I will throw out.. the boys know that by now so no one whines. Anything not mine that looks suspicious on the kitchen counter gets thrown out after 1 day….
Yuck, yuck, YUCK ! You so got conned into mopping the floor.. you should have just left it or walked out over the living room floor and handed him the mop…. So sneaky of him…
OMG super YUCK! Ok, my fridge is mine. Anything I don’t recognize that’s been in there more than 1 week, I will throw out.. the boys know that by now so no one whines. Anything not mine that looks suspicious on the kitchen counter gets thrown out after 1 day….
Yuck, yuck, YUCK ! You so got conned into mopping the floor.. you should have just left it or walked out over the living room floor and handed him the mop…. So sneaky of him…
WAHAHAAA… you got ANOTHER PC for Christmas!
WAHAHAAA… you got ANOTHER PC for Christmas!
eeeeeeeee i so know how rotting liquid from a rotting fridge smellz like.. it happenz when there’s a trip and the fridge starts to melt inside and all the frozen foodz defrost and then all the ‘preserved’ food just falls apart and oozes rotting juice.. eeeeeeeee
u mopped it all up?!!!! u really deserve a malaysian-kitchen idol award. lucky adam!
eeeeeeeee i so know how rotting liquid from a rotting fridge smellz like.. it happenz when there’s a trip and the fridge starts to melt inside and all the frozen foodz defrost and then all the ‘preserved’ food just falls apart and oozes rotting juice.. eeeeeeeee
u mopped it all up?!!!! u really deserve a malaysian-kitchen idol award. lucky adam!
That’s so like my fridge when I was in Melbourne. In fact, I figured since the intelligent life in my fridge was already building nukes, they would have wiped each other out if war broke out. Didn’t clean it out. Let the next tenant have it. I am not a nice person.
That’s so like my fridge when I was in Melbourne. In fact, I figured since the intelligent life in my fridge was already building nukes, they would have wiped each other out if war broke out. Didn’t clean it out. Let the next tenant have it. I am not a nice person.
ffs. it’s ‘you REAP what you SOW.’
you sow what you reap…..pfff.
*emos*
ffs. it’s ‘you REAP what you SOW.’
you sow what you reap…..pfff.
*emos*
devil_undercover: “smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.:”
Totally!
laineylashes: >_< cos i’m cock-whipped
louyau: ahaha… extra points for you then!
KinkyPugKevin: *you* help me and i’ll help you
josh_w: yeah. super sneaky 0_o
jasper_spiller: “2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.”
Fucking. Gross. Okay.
I was thinking that if i oh-so-happen to slip and fall in the gook i’d just lose it, go amok, start screaming and killing everyone in the apartment
Cyn: you’re such a mommy. i wished you stayed with us
kennysia: eh don’t try to be funny okay -_- spank you then you know
nightstar: Malaysian kitchen idol award?? Fuck, i deserve waaaay more then that! (cannot say what’s in my mind haha)
placid26: groSS. you so lost points. go learn from louyau haha
devil_undercover: “smelly stinky rotting something-or-other, is another.:”
Totally!
laineylashes: >_< cos i’m cock-whipped
louyau: ahaha… extra points for you then!
KinkyPugKevin: *you* help me and i’ll help you
josh_w: yeah. super sneaky 0_o
jasper_spiller: “2-day old melted ice cream is damn gross wei.”
Fucking. Gross. Okay.
I was thinking that if i oh-so-happen to slip and fall in the gook i’d just lose it, go amok, start screaming and killing everyone in the apartment
Cyn: you’re such a mommy. i wished you stayed with us
kennysia: eh don’t try to be funny okay -_- spank you then you know
nightstar: Malaysian kitchen idol award?? Fuck, i deserve waaaay more then that! (cannot say what’s in my mind haha)
placid26: groSS. you so lost points. go learn from louyau haha
dave: AHAHA yea hor. oops. typing fast la woi :p i go change he ehee
dave: AHAHA yea hor. oops. typing fast la woi :p i go change he ehee
I actually have points? I thought I was just a figment of someone’s imagination. I’m your imaginary friend. In reality, you are doing the typing. Ommmm
I actually have points? I thought I was just a figment of someone’s imagination. I’m your imaginary friend. In reality, you are doing the typing. Ommmm