Oh Please
I don’t know what’s with today but i’m getting more dumbass MSN messages from perverts then usual
Sending pictures of their dicks bla bla bla whatever
Been there done that close window
Then there’s this one dude who keeps ON messaging me
I can’t freaking block him cos he’s not on my list
So i do what i do most of the time with sleek skill anyway - ignore
Just nonchalantly close windows and ignore
Then just now, he kept on repeating he’s 4 inches when hard
I scoffed
If it weren’t for my ultra amazing Ignore-Perverts-Online skills, i’d have been so tempted to type back
You’re boasting about 4 inches? 4 inches can go jump off the building man.
Stupid.
If i were a guy and was 4 inches long, i sure as hell wouldn’t be telling people about it
I’d just be hoping to sweep some girl over with my charisma and looks (if God were fair) before dropping my pants
Yes it’s true, and i’m sorry guys.
Girls do care about size.
Oh It Hurts!
I have been cursed with a backache all of a sudden
It’s so bad i actually did stretches when i woke up, in a vain attempt to appease the pain
I feel like my grandmother
And in vain it was
The pain wasn’t appeased -_-
I WISH i had time to go for a massage but i don’t
I’m not the only one with a measly injury
Smellie fell over playing football yesterday
“How romantic,” i told him, “We can both hobble along like an autistic couple.”
Joachim thinks its due to stress
Okay, so maybe i *am* slightly stressed out
I figured i could float along freelancing for awhile before securing myself a job i’m sure off
So i turned to the man of my life about it - Daddy
“Maybe all your feng shui is really working. Suddenly i’m getting job offers left, right, centre and i wasn’t even looking…”
“Maybe if your room was more organized, you’d be getting TWICE as many offers!”
“Mmf.”
I feel so pressured.
I want to make sure i choose something that i like and not suffer from burnout.
If i go into Marketing & PR, my art will take a downturn… and what will happen to it?!
I just spent 6 GRAND on my camera!
Been talking to so many people about it and i still don’t know what to do
My heart and head is muddling things up
Now even my chest is hurting
“Maybe its heartburn,” muttered Smellie sleepily
“Aurgh…”
If only i could just take pictures of ponies, travel, drink Malibu, paint, read, teach kids how to do art and tell them fairytales and live happily ever after.
(surprise shot by VJ @ Bangkok)
To calm myself down
I looked at pictures of my past holidays
(Also, to kill time while the damn email takes ages sending files out to potential clients)
HotAlcoJason’s foot and mine @ Kuantan 2004
T’was a beautiful day with the shallow water reflecting the gloomy sky
I really miss my monkey
Was thinking all weekend how i wish you were here
So i could blar everything out to you and you’d know how to make me see things clearly
I’m tired of thinking
Was thinking all weekend
Been So Very Busy
So very busy moving, family dinner, boyfriend time, socialising, meetings
Ugh i’m tired
I need more of me
Wouldn’t the world be a wonderful place if there were more JoyceTheFairies
I spy with my eye… 2 fairies having a drink at Restaurant OK during dinner time. lol.
were u with joy? couldnt really tell. whizzed by.
I spy with my eye… 2 fairies having a drink at Restaurant OK during dinner time. lol.
were u with joy? couldnt really tell. whizzed by.
joyce im gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!! i saw loga today n u know what the first thing he says “i heard your body fat is 17%” fucker you!!! i didnt even get a hello or a hi how are u? thanks to u *feels like squeezing joyces tummy*
joyce im gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!! i saw loga today n u know what the first thing he says “i heard your body fat is 17%” fucker you!!! i didnt even get a hello or a hi how are u? thanks to u *feels like squeezing joyces tummy*
ermm.. think its JoyceTheFaiRIES….
hahaha!
ermm.. think its JoyceTheFaiRIES….
hahaha!
Are you sure???
Do you really want more JoyceTheFaries?
If so… then you wouldnt be you right??
You wouldnt be unique and then you’ll have to decide which is the best JoyceTheFariy of them all…
But I do know what you mean by alone time. I need that too.
Are you sure???
Do you really want more JoyceTheFaries?
If so… then you wouldnt be you right??
You wouldnt be unique and then you’ll have to decide which is the best JoyceTheFariy of them all…
But I do know what you mean by alone time. I need that too.
Actually what we need is temporary split off’s from the original person. But they only last a day and they have to merge back with the original or they dissapear.
What they did that day becomes a part of you so you wont be missing out! > <
I soo need that!!!
Actually what we need is temporary split off’s from the original person. But they only last a day and they have to merge back with the original or they dissapear.
What they did that day becomes a part of you so you wont be missing out! > <
I soo need that!!!
One kinky, blue fairy is more than enough. If the world was overrun with so many of you, I think I will jump off a building and slit my throat on the way down. :p
One kinky, blue fairy is more than enough. If the world was overrun with so many of you, I think I will jump off a building and slit my throat on the way down. :p
Take your time and figure it out sweets… Go with your gut and what you love most…it will all work out fine
Take your time and figure it out sweets… Go with your gut and what you love most…it will all work out fine
chukwang: whoa you spy! haha no la, i was with mary
kanch: LOL I LOVE YOU
fai: haha idiot, change already okay!
starlanceleo: Haha … yea wait they all start bitching like in Naruto when he does that ’shadow jitsu’ thing :p
Faster… go find me a machine that does that…!!!
Placid26: lol
chukwang: whoa you spy! haha no la, i was with mary
kanch: LOL I LOVE YOU
fai: haha idiot, change already okay!
starlanceleo: Haha … yea wait they all start bitching like in Naruto when he does that ’shadow jitsu’ thing :p
Faster… go find me a machine that does that…!!!
Placid26: lol
uhm. do what i do? Add, then delete and make sure you check the ‘block permanently’ box.
uhm. do what i do? Add, then delete and make sure you check the ‘block permanently’ box.
This one time at band camp… I mean Zouk, I got so drunk that my trusted sources tell me that I was screaming (in the toilet no less) that I was a Chinaman, I have a small dick and I was proud of it. To which an ang moh quipped “Glad I wasn’t born one then”.
This one time at band camp… I mean Zouk, I got so drunk that my trusted sources tell me that I was screaming (in the toilet no less) that I was a Chinaman, I have a small dick and I was proud of it. To which an ang moh quipped “Glad I wasn’t born one then”.
placid26: Shameless.
placid26: Shameless.
on the msn thing, yeah someone ppl just don’t get it (ignore).
on the msn thing, yeah someone ppl just don’t get it (ignore).
haha i’ve entertained the thought of teachin kidz at kindy like mulltiple gazillion times! they are sooooo bratty but cuuute!
haha i’ve entertained the thought of teachin kidz at kindy like mulltiple gazillion times! they are sooooo bratty but cuuute!
regarding the msn thing, what you can do is look at the email address and add the guy on your msn and block him. That is the most effective way (legally) or you can just get one of your fans to hack his computer (illegally) and end of story.
regarding the msn thing, what you can do is look at the email address and add the guy on your msn and block him. That is the most effective way (legally) or you can just get one of your fans to hack his computer (illegally) and end of story.