Wednesday August 23, 2006

Crippling Cramps

We have cereal
We have curry maggi
We have spices
We have a blender
We have weight gain
We have salt, sugar and pepper
We have more then one type of pepper -_-
We have BBQ sauce
We have french cheese
We have tequila and vodka
We have pasta and five different sauces
We have organic honey

But… we don’t have fucking Panadol in the fridge
Oh! Curses to period pain.

We don’t even have anymore of Medication #2 that might make me feel better - wine


3:30 am

Mmmf
Went to lie down for a tad, curled up in a ball
Why do people curl up in a ball?
Cos it helps dammit
I tried lying straight and yelped in pain

Smellie tried to console me and kept on asking me to go take a crap
It’s not la
Period pain is period pain la, fuck *growls*
See or not the angst

Today i lent an ear to a friend, and dished out some advice which i think… doesn’t constitute as good advice

“I can’t sleep… and i don’t want to drink to sleep.”
“How much do you drink when you want to sleep?”
*gestures with fingers amount of alcohol*
“Walau. That’s quite bad wei… to drink to be able to sleep.”
“Do you know where i can get sleeping pills?”
“You have to get them prescribed. And in your state… you better not look depressed when you ask for it or else the dr will think you wanna commit suicide.”
“Hmm… haha…”
“I know! Take cough medicine. Confirm pass out…. … oh god i’m such a bad influence.”

Oh hey…!
My cramps seem to be ceasing when i blog…
I should continue haha

Omg

I’m so serious
It’s gone.

It’s finally gone.

*trying not to jinx it*

….

Blogging cured my cramps, hoorah!!!

 

24 Responses to “Wednesday August 23, 2006”


  1. 1 shwaicee

    the best medication at the moment is your bed.

    go to sleep! and don’t forget the water. *hugs*

  2. 2 Anonymous

    the best medication at the moment is your bed.

    go to sleep! and don’t forget the water. *hugs*

  3. 3 painreduction

    i have both the items you don’t have
    *insert evil laugh*

    <3

  4. 4 Anonymous

    i have both the items you don’t have
    *insert evil laugh*

    <3

  5. 5 kinkybluefairy

    yc: :( *hugs*

    kim: Die.

  6. 6 Anonymous

    yc: :( *hugs*

    kim: Die.

  7. 7 forbidden_myth

    bed, ponstan and hot water bottle. my hot water bottle is permanently attached to me during period pains.

  8. 8 Anonymous

    bed, ponstan and hot water bottle. my hot water bottle is permanently attached to me during period pains.

  9. 9 KinkyPugKevin

    damn pei la you. i give you kit kat.

  10. 10 Anonymous

    damn pei la you. i give you kit kat.

  11. 11 nightstar

    ‘Smellie tried to console me and kept on asking me to go take a crap’

    hahhHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHahhahahh

    anyways. seriously. u want a CURE for your pain? GET EPO. Take 2 everyday before the time of the month…for the first month, u’ll notice ‘less pain’, by the second month, you’ll feel even less pain…by the third month, all pain should’ve subsided into the ‘ignorable-pain’…. understandsss??

    period crampz are caused by a lot of things, but mostly, it’s lack of nutrients. I started having bad bad bad period crampz when i abused tea like mad…so yea, besides EPO, I had to cut on tea..maybe you have to cut on..i dunno..XYZ? anything that drains away nutrients!

  12. 12 Anonymous

    ‘Smellie tried to console me and kept on asking me to go take a crap’

    hahhHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHahhahahh

    anyways. seriously. u want a CURE for your pain? GET EPO. Take 2 everyday before the time of the month…for the first month, u’ll notice ‘less pain’, by the second month, you’ll feel even less pain…by the third month, all pain should’ve subsided into the ‘ignorable-pain’…. understandsss??

    period crampz are caused by a lot of things, but mostly, it’s lack of nutrients. I started having bad bad bad period crampz when i abused tea like mad…so yea, besides EPO, I had to cut on tea..maybe you have to cut on..i dunno..XYZ? anything that drains away nutrients!

  13. 13 vice1ce

    You curl up, because it was the position in which you developed as a fetus… :D

  14. 14 Anonymous

    You curl up, because it was the position in which you developed as a fetus… :D

  15. 15 jq_tan

    Poor thing - hope that you feel better soon…

    (”… take a crap”?” - *sigh* Men will never understand!)

    Hey, if blogging makes you feel better, then just keep on blogging.

    :)

  16. 16 Anonymous

    Poor thing - hope that you feel better soon…

    (”… take a crap”?” - *sigh* Men will never understand!)

    Hey, if blogging makes you feel better, then just keep on blogging.

    :)

  17. 17 placid26

    You are just weird. Heh.

  18. 18 Anonymous

    You are just weird. Heh.

  19. 19 anttyk

    Haha.  Menstrual cramps cured by blogging. That’s a first for me.

  20. 20 Anonymous

    Haha.  Menstrual cramps cured by blogging. That’s a first for me.

  21. 21 ryn813

    chocolate helps! ;)

  22. 22 Anonymous

    chocolate helps! ;)

  23. 23 kinkybluefairy

    alysia: ponstan… i need to stock up on ponstan!

    kev: i dowan. i want beer. *flails arms out for a jug*

    mich: i don’t usually get them… that’s why… the last time i got period cramps was… a few months ago in velvet >_<

  24. 24 Anonymous

    alysia: ponstan… i need to stock up on ponstan!

    kev: i dowan. i want beer. *flails arms out for a jug*

    mich: i don’t usually get them… that’s why… the last time i got period cramps was… a few months ago in velvet >_<

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