“It’s my birthday.”

Comments (9) Birthdays

I was sitting on the floor with a huge blue plastic bowl of minced meat, herbs and sun-dried tomatoes in front of me. Squishing my hands into the mixture, i slowly made pork and beef burgers one by one. Dammit! My stomach is itchy what the hell? My stomach is NEVER itchy, and now, when i have minced meat up to my wrists, of course it has to be itchy. It just has to.

I tried scratching it rather pathetically with my elbow. About five times.

Then i felt something biting me on my leg and saw a blasted mosquito casually sitting on my knee. That bastard! I knew it was you! For a few days i was convinced there were invisible mosquitoes in the house.

“What’s wrong?” Clem asked.
“There’s a bloody mosquito attacking me!”
“Do you want to spray something?”
I think of poisonous spray seeping into my exposed mince meat and immediately shake my head, “No…”
“Hmm okay then” *settles back to play his game*Β 
“You know what you should do? You should just… try to catch it while it’s around me. It’ll come out, i know it will.”
“What??”
“Come on, it’s my birthday.”
*sighs and hovers slowly around me, trying to spot mozzie*
“Why did you have to wear black? These moskeetoes, they’re very smart, they like black.”
“Uh-huh…”

He successfully managed to catch it after 2 minutes. See! It wasn’t difficult!

After i was done with making burgers, i got up to go shower.

“You wanna watch that video i told you about?”
“What video?”
“The funny one, i told you about it the other day.”
“Ohhh that one. Erm not now… *quickly walking away to shower*”
“You’re never gonna watch it.”

“Ha… now? ….. It’s my birthday!”
“Are you going to say that all day?”

Yup. It’s the only day i can WIN all day.

9 Responses to “It’s my birthday.”

  1. Memer says:

    Happy Birthday doll! xx

  2. Chyi says:

    Hey Joyce πŸ™‚ Happy Birthday! Have a fairy good fun, and stay awesome as always.

  3. Happy belated Birthday! <3

  4. nia rashid says:

    happy birthday darling!…and many more to come! xxox!

  5. ipohgal says:

    happy birthday!!! its such fun to read ur blog n u always make me feel so bubbly!!! have a great birthday n stay crazee!!!

    xoxo

  6. Antares says:

    Wow… same birthday as Anoora πŸ™‚ Hugs & Kisses galore xoxoxox <3<3<3

  7. queenofallnie says:

    What a creative and interesting way to blog about birthday! ;D Happy belated birthday. <3

  8. Yvonne says:

    happy birthday.

    I’m a girl from Taiwan and I’m Duke’s staff in Taiwan. He introduces me your blog. I love so much:) Hope one day could be like u.

  9. JoyceTheFairy says:

    Thank you for all the birthday wishes πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ <3

    yvonne: awww how IS Duke?! Please tell him i say hello πŸ™‚

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